I found this on Twitter while searching up "Sonic and Tails fanfiction" and managed to find this quote from Newt Gingrich. Apparently, DeviantArt mistook it for a fanfiction and posted it. The end result was completely humorous.
This is terrifying on so many levels, but Newt got what he wanted. Change. What they seemed to forget is no one said it would be for the better.
... Is that actually how they responded?